The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

blood scale

The name that belonged to a true warrior,

misunderstood was he.

he harmed no child nor creature,

the true dovahkiin.

Blood scale would've done that differently....

the true nords of skyrim bow down to blood scale...

by 0n556 February 8, 2017

Rekt'd-tor Scale

Level of how badly someone gets "Rekt" in a game on a scale of 1-10

Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".

by DrStrangewolf October 8, 2015

The “Cove” Scale

Forgot rating a person 1 to 10, instead try using the “Cove” scale whenever you are describing how you would rate another person to a friend.

The cove scale is a rating from 1 - 4

1 - I wouldn’t date them and I don’t know why anybody else would.

2 - I wouldn’t date them but I can see why other people would.

3 - I would date them but I can see why other people wouldn’t.

4 - I would date them but I can see why other people would.

Met this girl last night at the club, she was 4 on The “Cove” Scale

by YungJezus June 12, 2022

low-scale

alternative form of low-key; not intense and lacks modesty

(1) ah! this is low-scale funny
(2) You're low-scale cute, to be frank.

by ajain983 April 30, 2021

random scale

The Random Scale or, The R.R. System is the measure of how random to Right a person is. On a line scale, the middle point is neutral. The other end on the left is Random, and the space between the neutral and the random is "neutral random". On the right of Neutral, is the "Right" ppl. Between the Right and the neutral is "neutral Right". (see eg.1 for a better understanding..)
Random Ppl can have a level of seriousness. They they move slowly up the scale but still maintain a level of randomness.
When right ppl attempt to be random, then the scale swtiches! This is called The Switch

eg.1
Random person:..i have a pineapple...and it is pink..=D
Right person: ..Rigggghhhht
(By saying a random coment to someone, u can determine wether they are random or right by their answer)

by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A mind scale on how hot/ugly the female is

Example of 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

Damn! Look at jade shes a 10!!

Eww that ugly girl over there isn't even a 1!

by HotCockSandwhich October 1, 2016