The humble scale

Announcing that oneself is "humble" actually makes him/ her/ them less humble. The more that one self-proclaims "humility," the less humble that person is in reality. This is the essence of a "humble person," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level

Mike: *calls himself "humblemike"*
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"

by neutralayelet October 7, 2019

The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.

That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale

by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024

Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).

Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.

by Razzhead January 11, 2008

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

toolbox scale

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers

Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

A range of numbers used to accurately describe the attractiveness of a female.

The number "1" is the bottom of the scale. It is also the ugliest a girl can be rated. A 10 is the top of the scale and is also the hottest a girl can be rated.

yo did you see barissa? god shes ugly, defintiely a 2. But did you Amanda? Damn! shes so hot. Totally a 10. using this 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale i can now tell all my friends who the thicc hoes be!

by wassupfam August 31, 2016

Scale of attractiveness

Ok, so this is how you rate people
1 is really ugly, like Star-nosed Moles would be scared of them
10 is really hot, like Pamela Anderson, but 10x hotter

"Bro! She's definitely a 10!"
"All that make-up is covering her skin irritation, she also has loads of pimples, so you can go and get sucked off by her, but for me, she's a 1"
da scale of attractiveness

by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME September 3, 2016