Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 27, 2022
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International scale of high

The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high

Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
by #s r = 2 letters November 07, 2019
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mully girl scale

The retro version of the female rating scale where an actual 2 is a 10
Bill "Man she's a 10"

Henry *looks at girl with a butterface who would have an average rating or a 2 or less* "yea a 10 on the Mully girl scale"
by Mully girl scale March 23, 2016
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banana-for-scale

Verb
Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
The book The Sun And The Star is around 100,000 words long, which banana-for-scaleing it is around an eighth of Homestuck.
by ridinginahonda March 02, 2024
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are
Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades
by supadoop April 17, 2016
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Richter Scale

Can be used for many different things, such as earthquakes, games, other people and stuff like that. For example, Baldi registers 11 on the Richter Scale.
The Principal Of The Thing registers 14 on the Richter Scale, the highest ever measured in gaming history.
by Herobrine Richter March 08, 2019
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