microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off
microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(
by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 19, 2023
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Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat
Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.
by puffpufflp December 15, 2021
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sweating the edge

staying in the sauna until you almost pass out
Person A: Did you hit the sauna yesterday?
Person B: Yeah, I stayed in there too long and was sweating the edge.
by NE(G)RO January 16, 2020
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keep the edge

Top have someone keep watch when involved in an illegal act such as breaking and entering.
I will climb in the window, you keep the edge.
by EmmettG October 15, 2015
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Inch Edge

Inch edging is a commonly used practice among mainly men to use on mainly females. This process starts with the Chicken Ritual where the man lays chickens on the bed of his chosen parter for the inch edge. After that happens, the man begins to start the process of intercourse with the woman. He will put an inch of his penile shaft in the woman per minute, no less than one minute as for this edging process takes time. He slides in and out per minute. After this time is up, he rockets and the inch edging process is over when the man is done. This process is then celebrated with a disco ball. When you finish inch edging you get to be called the special title name of “Landoh” This name means prosperity in games.
Person 1: Hey man guess what I did with my girlfriend last Friday!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I inch edged!!
Person 2: Wow!! You’re a total Landoh.
by RulerStick April 23, 2025
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the edge of the world

The edge of the world is an imaginary place, on the also imaginary flat earth, that many conspiracy theorists say that exists, but for some reason no one has ever registered it in photographs os videos.
They say that is because the globalist government patrol the ocean area close to it preventing anyone to come close, even though they would need more than half of the world's population working to maintain this secret from the rest of it, thus making it a completely useless effort since they could simply let them know and still keep control of the world because they would have this vast majority on their payroll.
The edge of the world does not exist! Earth is a sphere you dumb mf!
by Sr. Picles April 08, 2022
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The Edge of the World

Guiness Book of World Records award for the greatest edge over performed on our dear planet earth. It must be an edge streak so long as to surpass that of any other.
I was bored last night, I must have done The Edge of the World. I was at it for 4 hours!
by Dapo Elteste December 04, 2023
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