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I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.
Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries
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I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019
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But I love you no!

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!
Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!

Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)
by Bookworm Mamma's Girl February 17, 2010
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I love you

“I love you” directly translates to “fuck me right on the floor until I throw up from overstimulation and there’s cum everywhere”

😋🤞
Person1: “bro I love you
Person2: “I’m down for it
by Yaemikosbitch October 12, 2022
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I love you more

A statement which, if said first, does mean that person loves the other person more.
World - "I love you more!"
Yeo - "No I do!"
World - "Nuh uh! I said it first!"
by TheBIGWorld June 21, 2022
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