To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
Get the Making Jesus crymug. A person who rolls up complaining about something, raising up, and once confronted, starts crying… in other words, throwing up a gang sign in one hand and a pacifier in the other!
by 2CommasInc June 22, 2022
Get the Gangster Cry Babymug. Person1: Can you watch my baby?
You: Sure!!
*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*
Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!
You: Sure!!
*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*
Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!
by AndresQuioxote March 30, 2009
Get the Cry-O-Maniacmug. by That btch rebecca March 22, 2023
Get the Stifle crymug. Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Power Crymug. A fan of Melanie Martinez. The name is from her debut album CryBaby. The CryBaby's are usually obsessed with Melanie and don't like her song PlayDate
girl1: Omg are you listen Melanie Martinez?
girl2: yeah i'm a Cry Baby
girl1: me too
girl2:omg what's your fav somg from her? mine is Mad Hatter
girl1: mine is probably Soap or Cake
girl3: mine is PlayDate
girl2&girl1 at the same time: fake Cry Baby
girl2: yeah i'm a Cry Baby
girl1: me too
girl2:omg what's your fav somg from her? mine is Mad Hatter
girl1: mine is probably Soap or Cake
girl3: mine is PlayDate
girl2&girl1 at the same time: fake Cry Baby
by strwberryshrtcake April 17, 2021
Get the Cry Babymug. by undercookedpizaa May 1, 2025
Get the die-crymug.