A bisexual

Someone who can say that they like both your mother and father.

Dude: Hey Bisexual how do you want to die?
A bisexual: In your mom.
Dude: That’s not funny, my mother is dead.
Bisexual: oh I’m sorry Dude.
Dude: It’s fine. But like, how do you really want to die?
Bisexual : In your dad.

by Jesus.com April 21, 2023

bisexual frog

This is the official mascot for all the bisexual people out there 💖💙💜

Aaron: Hey guess what?!
Ian: OMG! what happened?
Aaron: You know how I came out as bi, I turned it that I became a bisexual frog!
Ian: EEK!!!!!!!!!

by ✨mAteRial gUrllll✨ June 16, 2022

bisexual

A redneck hillbilly who owns both a sheep and a goat.

Bisexual? Why not be trysexual... if it's sexual, I'll try it.

by bitchuck November 30, 2025

bisexual

BISEXUALS ARE TOO POWERFUL COS WE CAN INSTILL SEXUAL FEAR IN ANYONE AND WE WILL.

That bisexual is so powerful.

by lilbisexualfan December 17, 2021

Bisexual transgendera

When you are Bisexual and Transgender

Friend "what's your sexuality"
Other Friend "I'm Bisexual Transgendera"

by Vine miller June 13, 2022

Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

"I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao"

by Akrysta November 21, 2022

Bisexual

They like boys and girls. like me

im bisexual

by BIGchungmeme January 16, 2019