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Jonathan

Hella sexy and one of the best people you will meet. Everyone he meets loves his humor and charm. Can get along with jocks skaters and Emos(basically everyone) even with his anxiety and insecurities. Jonathan is one of the best people you will ever meet.
Person 1: Hey isn’t that Your bf Jonathan?
Me: Yea he knows EVERYONE
by JonnieLover103 June 9, 2025
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jonathan quinones

A 22 year old bitch who beats women and is a deadbeat. He has 4 kids but doesn't support any. One may say " my baby dad is such a jonathan quinones " Because his name itself means dead beat and crack head.
Yo her baby dad is such a jonathan quinones ..poor girl
by Miss Pickle October 19, 2018
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Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge
“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”
by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018
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Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school
Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.
by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022
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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you
Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.
Don't be such a Jonathantake a break and enjoy life!
by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025
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