Valentina M

she likes touching little people and should be arrested for being LESBIAN, she likes to hit and abuse animals. She also tried to be a ballerina but failed miserably, she got embarrassed in-front of year 12s and they all gave her dirty looks and she looked like a dumb donkey. She also looks like shrek from the movie 'SHREK'

shrek- "Valentina M looks like me."

by jenila April 3, 2024

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Valentina

Valentina is the best friend anyone could ask for. If you need something she's always there for you. She's the least selfish and respectful person I've met and i truly love her. She's literally the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, she has wavy, long hair ,caramel-like eyes and Latina. I mean, if you look at her you'll fall in love, even tho she is my my best friend, I'll do anything for her. She really is a nice and delicate person. She has the biggest and brightest smile, she'll light up your day just by looking at her. I really do enjoy all the times we've hung out, she makes every day much easier for me to go through. If you ever get to be Valentina's friend, you'll know what a good friend is like. Appreciate every moment you spend with her because you'll never find some like her.

-Jackie H <3

Girl: omg Valentina is so pretty!
Girl2: she really is, I wish I looked like her.
Girl: she's so nice too! I wish i could be her friend.

by Jackiehhh April 19, 2024

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Valentina Giallo

Valentina Giallo is essentially an urban legend she is known to be the most massive human to ever live evidence that she lives is frail as when she walks it is said the Richter scale breaks and the whole world cracks in half some say she is hiding as a smaller form somewhere in St paul secondary

Holy shit is that a meteor or is that valentina giallos foots

by Matthew muffolini December 18, 2024

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Valentinemas

The period between when the Christmas tree should be taken down (Friday after kids go back to school) to Valentine's Day. If it extends to after 15th of March, the holiday season rolls into Irishmas.

My Daughter-in-Love forces us to celebrate Valentinemas with her each year because she refuses to take her tree down before Feb 14th.

by Iroc Wordology January 15, 2025

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Valentina

The best name ever, as people named like that are peaceful, kind-hearted, generous. Also, they can do anything for their children and friends.

-Why did your dad marry her?
-Really??? Don’t ask silly questions! At least, my mum is Valentina and all her good qualities are the consequences of that name. Got it?

by 3Troyka_SLAY February 28, 2025

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