Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
Mike The Unicorn saved the day!
by Mike The Unicorn June 13, 2011
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Magenta unicorn

When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure
by Mrdevilunicorn November 11, 2015
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Unicorn Glitter

When two people are having sex, while on acid and are wearing unicorn masks.
I was so scarred after I walked in on my roomate , while her and her boyfriend was doing the unicorn glitter.
by Joker_Girl42 December 21, 2016
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Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word
"Chimichanga Unicorns I forgot my lunch"
by Working For It March 08, 2016
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ghetto unicorn

when a girl rolls her hair into a bun at the front of her head making her look like she has a horn.
most ghetto unicorns can be spotted at the welfare office or Walmart.
by sjm89 November 05, 2012
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Ghetto Unicorn

Any dog of bully breed origin, American Pit Bull Terrier, American Bully, American Staffordshire Terrier....( frequently seen in the Ghetto ) sporting a flashy coat color...EXAMPLES : BLUE and any variation, TRI COLORED( any shade), MERLE(any shade).
"Yo you catch a peep at Joe's new Ghetto Unicorn? Them Tri Merle bully pups gonna make him BANK"
by Asshatkennels December 03, 2017
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Unicorn Homebuyer

Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.
Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”
by Unicorn Homebuyer December 18, 2022
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