Unicorn Piss

another term used for not a #1 nor a #2 but a #3/cum

“bro im tired of cleanin up unicorn piss off the bathroom floor”

by 73JT August 12, 2022

unicorn mug

A little French girl surrounded by English idiots

Have you seen that unicorn mug in R&D?

by BigSal72 December 18, 2018

Unicorn Fly

Adj;English;

When something seems so beautiful to the point that it seems magical

Kay and her sisters agreed that the pictured hair coloring technique was unicorn fly because of how the color meshed together.

by Kaydatazz January 29, 2018

gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014

Unicorn Fallacy

When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.

This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.

Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!

by Me Three 5 eight October 8, 2019

Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015

unicorn barbz

barbz (nicki minaj fans) that are snowflakes and will start WW3 if you make the smallest joke about nicki minaj..

normal barbz: loll nicki minaj hasn't put out an album in 3 years someone call Sachin and get that ho to the studio!
unicorn barbz: HOW DARE U?? NICKI MINAJ ISNT A HO SHE MAKES 100X YOUR NETWORTH A YEAR DONT COME FOR MY GOOD SIS! PURR!

by Abelnika November 2, 2021