unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck
I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.
by joecoolthefool June 30, 2019
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A little French girl surrounded by English idiots
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by BigSal72 December 18, 2018
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gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 11, 2014
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Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word
"Chimichanga Unicorns I forgot my lunch"
by Working For It March 08, 2016
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Unicorn Theory

Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances
Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020
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fucking unicorns

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.
by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017
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Unicorn Homebuyer

Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.
Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”
by Unicorn Homebuyer December 18, 2022
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