toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow May 06, 2018

Toilet Tickler

The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.

My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.

by Phogoth October 28, 2014

jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong

We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet

by Turkeyjerk February 27, 2016

The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.

Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.

by DuctTapePants August 27, 2018

Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem

Man i made a toilet swamp last night

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew

Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....

by Bidybab Afton November 12, 2018

toilet flick

When a girl masturbates while simultaneously taking a dump.

Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"

Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"

by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017