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Toilet CPR

The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
Oh my God, I need to do toilet CPR because my hair extension fell into the toilet and got flushed!
by Moxee Eutopia November 11, 2015
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The Toilet Plunger

Sex act for those into coprophilia, brown showers or scat play in general. A male defecates/shits into their partners mouth, then while that person holds the still hot shit in their open mouth, the shitter turns around and face-fucks them - pushing the shit both out of their mouth and onto their face and also down their throat. The cock is the plunger for the toilet mouth.
Chris was amazed that Sarah didn’t gag as he did The Toilet Plunger on her shit-filled mouth.
by Eatplayrun December 3, 2019
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toilet lean

The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"

man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
by 1freeradical November 18, 2011
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toilet-trash

Adjective; a term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun; Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people who emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj; "Fuck that restaurant, the food is toilet-trash", "Miley Cyrus' new album is toilet-trash"
noun; "We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party", "If you park here, the toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit"
by boardshaw November 9, 2020
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toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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toilet mice

A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)
Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.
by huge fucking titties February 2, 2016
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Toilet Tourettes

Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.

“Ah Toilet Tourettes
by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021
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