by Oodles a noodles August 21, 2018

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011

A 15 passenger van that a temp agency uses to transport druggies and lunatics to job sites. These vans are usually battered littered with questionable materials (ie. Liquor bottles, used tampons, etc.) and filthy. The seats are saturated with butt-grease and urine, giving the van a distinctive and strong odor.
If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.
If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.
by st31n3r January 21, 2018

Noun/verb/adjective: Someone who forwards you old links, videos, and pics that everyone has already seen. Also the act of forwarding old links, or as a description of the old links.
NOUN-Rip Van Linkle is constantly IMing me 2 week old viral crap. Fail.
VERB- He Rip Van Linkled me some LOLCATZ and Autotune Obama. Fail.
ADJ-Rip Van Linkle post- that vid was on Tosh.0 two weeks ago and has been remixed five times including an autotune. Fail.
VERB- He Rip Van Linkled me some LOLCATZ and Autotune Obama. Fail.
ADJ-Rip Van Linkle post- that vid was on Tosh.0 two weeks ago and has been remixed five times including an autotune. Fail.
by KT1107 August 31, 2010

He is the most cutest and funniest guys on the plannet they call themselves the “boertjie-man”but thier the best❤️
by Babygirlnommer2 July 22, 2022

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later
"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

The milf hunter van is the official specification of the van that picks up and drops off the milfs near you
by Reegan pussyman January 22, 2021
