Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 26, 2018

Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.

“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”

by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018