A 15 passenger van that a temp agency uses to transport druggies and lunatics to job sites. These vans are usually battered littered with questionable materials (ie. Liquor bottles, used tampons, etc.) and filthy. The seats are saturated with butt-grease and urine, giving the van a distinctive and strong odor.
If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.
If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.
by st31n3r January 21, 2018

He is the most cutest and funniest guys on the plannet they call themselves the “boertjie-man”but thier the best❤️
by Babygirlnommer2 July 22, 2022

verb (with object): to describe a subject that you largely know nothing about by animatedly dancing around with arbitrarily elongated words and essentially avoiding saying anything of worth.
Look at this guy Van De Fraaffing this presentation. I bet he doesn't know anything about composite delaminations in fighter aircraft.
by Dr. S Hawkings August 19, 2019

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later
"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

The milf hunter van is the official specification of the van that picks up and drops off the milfs near you
by Reegan pussyman January 22, 2021

When someone is talking such bullshit or has a really annoying voice, you want to cut your ears off
Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.
Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.
by frogay yay :) February 12, 2022

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011
