spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

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Rainbow Spaghetti

Two gay people shitting, farting, pissing, releasing semen, and vomiting on a bowl of spaghetti. Then, these two will proceed to eat the spaghetti whilst blowing each other. The first to ejaculate has to make the other person throw up, then eat the rainbow spaghetti.

Andrew: Yo dude! I have a bowl of spaghetti ready, wanna indulge some rainbow spaghetti?
Nick: Hell yeah! I love rainbow spaghetti, I hope I lose!

by Nick Droz February 17, 2024

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Spaghetti Monster

Interchangeable with the word "lolcow"

Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster

by mememaster5000 December 12, 2023

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Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019

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Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.

I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.

by hjjcnk September 13, 2021

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