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Slam Pumps

A phrase used by young men to define the act of sex with a female. Preferably with A: A younger girl than oneself or B: With a cougar on the prowl. Slam Pumps are usually a sexual act where there is no emotional commitment or drama the next day. Best case scenario you don't remember your partners name the next day or care, and neither does she.
"Dude, we went to the bar last night hooked up with two cougars, went back to their yacht and got slam pumps all night long!"

Or in a text a simple: SLAM PUMPS LAST NIGHT!
by The Wharf Rat October 21, 2008
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Slam

Slam. To Slam. Slammed.
1) To annihilate someone so badly in an argument to the point that they can't recover.
2) To beat someone down. (Usually involved in which the victim gets beat senseless.)
Bro 1: Bro! did you see Porter get slammed in that bar fight?!
Bro 2: Fuck yeah! I told Porter not to get in a fight with that dude.
Bro 1: And he did it anyways. What a Porter move.

See "Porter"
by I'mThatGuy February 15, 2014
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Slam

The act of someone getting "slammed" with insults, the witness of the insult shouts "SLAM!" and backhands his palm.
Joey: Yeah joe, just like your mutha'.

Joe: (Joe Got Slammed, looks sad)

George: "SLAM!" (Backhands his palm)
by Douche'miester March 25, 2009
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Slam Dunk

Random acts of Duncan. Everybody knows a dude named Duncan that is wildly unpredictable. A "Slam Dunk" is an action, or an opinion, that is not beneficial to society. Slam Dunks are usually ridiculed for being so out of place and detrimental to a good time (ie: parties, epic Facebook threads, and conversations), but have been known to produce laughs. In general, Slam Dunks are usually a bad thing.

In speech, "Slam Dunk" is usually used before or after the word "Bitch"
Dude 1: "We had this post on our Facebook group. It had a thousand comments on it, but Duncan deleted it"
Dude 2: "What!? Why'd you do it, man?"
Duncan: "It was my post bitch... Slam Dunk!"

Dude 1: "Did Duncan just walk through the drive-thru?"
Dude 2: "Yes sir... Slam Dunk"

Dude 1: "Hey Duncan, How was Spring Break?"
Duncan: "Well, I don't remember half of it, so.... Slam Dunk, bitch"
by W3B5T3R April 16, 2013
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grand slam

As with the other baseball references to the bases (first base, second base, and so on) the grand slam refers to having anal sex. Since it is one up from a home run (just vaginal sex), and doesn't usually happen quite as often.
Mike hit a grand slam with that chick when he boned her up the ass.
by Chris11 December 24, 2007
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slam dancing

A form of "dancing" used by pre-pubescent scenesters and older emo/scene eunuchs alike. These people are not true music fans, they go to shows to be seen by their friends. This display of jackassery annoys the piss out of true fans, who end up beating the scenesters to bloody pulps between sets. These kids don't have the nuts to mosh.
At the Dream Theater/Opeth/3/Between the Buried and Me concert yesterday, the mosh pit started when some asswipe's slam dancing connected with a Dream Theater fan. The true fans around beat the slam dancers down mercilessly.
by Dragomir Andreyevich May 18, 2008
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slam dancing

A type of action done by kids who are too weak to get into a real mosh pit so they must pretend fight so they won't get knocked on their asses.
"Look at thos wannabes slam dancing"
"Yea too bad there's not a real mosh pit around"
by hayabusa_06 February 26, 2005
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