Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

Put me hip

To inform someone on something

Guy 1: I saw that video last night, put me hip to what actually happened
Guy 2: Jammie got mad at Jen because she slept with her boyfriend

by RatFaceAss June 10, 2019

Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod September 29, 2012

Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 20, 2022

Put some man on it

When your a male acting like a female

David stop crying and put some man on it

by Whitey508 November 10, 2016

put arm under

When a girl with saggy tits sends you a nude and has her arm holding her tits with her arm so that they don't drag.

Dude, she captioned it put arm under. LOL

by RichardHammerbush October 20, 2015

Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019