put a fan in the window

putting a fan in a window while smoking MJ and breathing the smoke through the fan so the it doesn't go into the house and parents don't find out.

" Hey joe do you wanna put a fan in the window?"
" Nah man i cant i dont have any MJ."

by highpanda August 5, 2012

Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

Put me on Paper

Refers to a woman placing her child’s father on the government child support collection list.

J.R: My girl just put me on paper and the states tryna collect.
Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?

by ThatClownShit September 21, 2023

Put the balls away

When you mess up or make a mistake

Charlotte : oh shit I messed up !
Lola : oh god !
Christina : put the balls away sweetie !

by Azing102 January 8, 2019

put you d

put you d — put you on

" let me put you d with this girl “

by aubmarie.__ February 6, 2022

give put me

a phrase used by @94STILLINLOUVE on twitter.
(who has a very sexy layout i might add)

'someone give put me on the urban dictionary now '

by louislovebot January 12, 2021