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Packing cotton

Both a statement and a question pertaining to a woman's menstral cycle. It refers to the possession, or need, of a tampon (cotton) during a woman's period. Phrase made popular by Megan Fox in the movie, Jennifer's Body.
(statement)
Nicholas: Hey Selina, you look bloated today!!
Selina: Yea, I'm definately packing cotton today.

(question)
Hey girl! You're being a real bitch today...you packing cotton or what?!
by Irishman1973 August 25, 2010
mugGet the Packing cottonmug.

phoney pack

A fanny pack used to contain and transport a phablet when a person is too cheap to buy a case that was made to carry the phablet they just spent all of their money on.
-Why is Tim suddenly sporting a fanny pack?
~No, he's sporting a phoney pack to carry his new phablet that the company makes him use now that he's Base Manager.
-Well if anyone can make a fanny p-, I mean a Phoney pack look asdf, it's Tim!
~ya.
by Cosado11 March 29, 2013
mugGet the phoney packmug.

Packing the Mule

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.
My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.
by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019
mugGet the Packing the Mulemug.

packing blade

To carry or conceal a knife or dagger for personal protection purposes. Often used in the ghetto as an alternative for those who are too cheap to afford a .45 or .38 special, or are legally barred from owning a firearm from a previous felony conviction.
Jamal started packing blade to protect himself from the thugs and goonys in his neighborhood.
by The Intelligent Pollack October 21, 2007
mugGet the packing blademug.

Pit Packs

Pack of fat or flab located under armpit. Most commonly found on fatties. Found to be highly unattractive on slightly overweight and just plain overweight women wearing sundresses, tube tops, bikinis, and all other upper body garments that reveal the armpit.
Guy 1: "Dude, check her out."
Guy 2: "She's ok, I'm just not into those pit packs."
Guy 1: "Really? Pit packs? Did you just make that up?"
Guy 2: "Yea, and its going on Urban Dictionary tonite, it'll be the next cankles."
by Vire22 February 21, 2011
mugGet the Pit Packsmug.

stacked and packing

(desc. adj)
A good looking woman that is armed.
A woman with large breasts that is carrying a gun.
Occasionally refers to a female undercover policewoman.
"Yea she fine, stacked and packing, mess wif that
and she gonna pop a cap in yo sorry a**"
by Big G lizard September 22, 2007
mugGet the stacked and packingmug.

packing danger

Defining a man penis power. To describe the potental of your manhood when excited.

Standing at attention.....and ready for battle.
Az...Did you see her titties?
Bob... Oh man, shit was about to get nasty, i was "packing danger".

The police stated that id was a tense and uncomfortable situation when they first arrived on the scene "the suspect approched in an aggresive mannor, he was clear that he was packing danger"
by Kiwi Az February 7, 2010
mugGet the packing dangermug.

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