put you d

put you d — put you on

" let me put you d with this girl “

by aubmarie.__ February 06, 2022

Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 20, 2022

Putting on for your city

Slanging dick otherwise known as having intercourse with a large amount of females and bring notoriety to the area from which one originates.

Putting on for your city

Ryan "Dude, I've had a different girl over every night this week!"
Jeff "Damn, bro is putting on for his city"

by LerroyJenkinss September 20, 2023

put arm under

When a girl with saggy tits sends you a nude and has her arm holding her tits with her arm so that they don't drag.

Dude, she captioned it put arm under. LOL

by RichardHammerbush September 04, 2015

give put me

a phrase used by @94STILLINLOUVE on twitter.
(who has a very sexy layout i might add)

'someone give put me on the urban dictionary now '

by louislovebot January 12, 2021

Put up a spine

When a spineless person puts up a front.

"Way to put up a spine, you coward!"

by Arvie Erin December 26, 2017

Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019