Tennessee log jammer

2-3 men stand on a ladder with a Male or female participant laying at the bottom. The first man shits, then the second, and so on until all logs have been dropped on the participant at the bottom. Some logs will collide causing a jam.

Last week Frank and Eddie told Martha they needed to borrow a ladder for the neighbor so they could fulfill her dream of a Tennessee log jammer.

by JPBatz May 22, 2019

log watcher

n. One who obsessively watches their logs; one who enjoys the power of seeing what other people are doing at their sites.

The downfall of Rome might have been prevented by careful attention to logs!

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.

Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.

by Jay slough April 15, 2010

Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

Log N' Hide

Similar in concept to the Shout N' Run but in this case the person logs on and right away procededs to ignore any incoming messages to turn on their away message and dissapear into the void.

Phylor 12: *logs on*
Sega Slayer: Hey, Phylor! I have to tell you something important! Its a good thing you signed on!
Auto Reply from Phylor 12: I'm away from my computer right now...
Sega Slayer: WHAT!? No you aren't! You just signed on! I know you have to be there to sign on!
Sega Slayer: Phylor! I'm not fucking stupid! Do you really think I'm falling for this!?
Phylor 12: (three days later) Oh, hi...

by Sega Slayer April 14, 2005

snap off a log

Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.

Man, I gotta snap off a log!

by Turd Burger Boy October 06, 2003

Yule Log Shit

When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.

My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.

by My sore ass December 26, 2010