Jonathan

a cute guy and loyal very loyal fosho he d rides carti but as he should

god damn its the hottie jonathan

by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021

Jonathan

A horrible person. Jonathan will make you feel insane and manipulate you. Never date a Jonathan or you WILL be left emotionally traumatized

“That dude over there is cute”
“Dont even girl he’s a Jonathan”

by Breadbrush September 11, 2022

Jonathan

A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.

Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.

by Thazerckod November 7, 2022

Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!

People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.

by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019

Jonathan

The love of my life.
I hope.

Jonathan, I admire him. <3

by 𝐴 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑘 *𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓴* October 30, 2021

Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch

Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.

Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.

by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024