Jonathan

A roblox person that lags. He is called "Lagatron".

Oh Wow, Jonathan is so laggy today.

by FartJonathanGrammar April 24, 2020

Jonathan

The boy I still miss. Jonathan is a sweet, caring, tall, blonde boy. He knows how to start a conversation. He trys to make you laugh, even if you dont feel good, all for the sake of making you happy. He has the best sense of style, and knows how to flirt so slickly, even thought were done for, I still wonder if things would someday just, change. Jonathan had great sense of music too. He knew how to respond to things, he knew exactly what to do.

"I still miss jonathan"

"GIRL OMG WE KNOW YOUVE SAID THAT FIVE MILLION TIMES"

by Literalnumberonenickiminajfan December 10, 2023

jonathan

a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.

my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person

by ubranny May 11, 2022

Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.

Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.

by Thewhiteboy of the south October 4, 2020

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.

Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu

by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023

Jonathan

Jonathan is sweet, sexy, and has the most beautiful blue eyes. Usually has brown hair and makes u feel like the most luckiest person alive. Is extremely Loyal and hates making you sad. He's about 6'0" and is super strong. He makes u feel like one of a kind, never let Jonathan go or ur losing a once in a lifetime chance.

Girl 1: Woah, who is that?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Jonathan, isn't he a dream?

Girl 1: Hell yeah he is, imma go ask him out

Girl 2: Oh he has a girlfriend and he's super loyal

Girl 1: Man, she's lucky

Girl 2: yea she is

by loviedovie123 September 13, 2022