Fake Friends

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.

You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!

by lab1350 December 8, 2017

Meme Friend

A meme friend, sometimes refered to as, " the meme of the friend" is the lowest form of friendship. Often the kind of person who would " break one's arm, in two places". A meme friend might not meet up with you at the weekend, or suddenly disappear. If you are called a, "meme friend" it means they prefer some other friend/ friend group. To be "more than a meme friend" this might inflict a "special" relationship between two people. Futhermore, a meme friend isn't a serious friend, only one that you don't take seriously, which you can't talk to about your life problems. Finally, to call someone a, "meme friend" is highly offencive, to not apologise to your victim, is very harsh and unforgivable.

" I don't see you guys as my real friends... you're more like my, "MEME FRIENDS"!

"Hey, do you think James will come out at the weekend", response, " Nah, he's more of a, MEME FRIEND".

Offensively; " You're such a MEME friend! I hate you!"

by Rabbit's Warren May 29, 2018

Gucci Friend

Noun. A friend who is more than a friend, but how much more cannot be defined because, according to the theory of Gucci Relativity postulated by Albert Gucci Einstein (husband of a Serbian Goddess); A Gucci particle's location in space-time cannot be observed without affecting it's intrinsic characteristics. Since a Gucci particle's true mass and velocity cannot be determined through observation, a Gucci Friend cannot be defined without breaking the laws of physics.

Hey Gucci Friend, Let's go to the beach and make love!

by ErosAmore May 30, 2018

technical friday

A technical Friday is the last day of the work week in which you have Friday off.

Today is Thursday but it is out technical Friday because we have tomorrow off!

by marx99 June 13, 2019

other friends

your "best friend" stopped hanging out with you for this elusive mysterious group of people

also a really catchy song

You: wana play smash today?
Friend:sorry i have a game with my other friends today *dissapears*

by some random guy ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) September 26, 2019

Bag friend

The friend in the group that always carries a bag with them, usually a tote or a large purse. Helpful for when you don't want to hold your wallet or phone. They usually have mints and shit in there too.

Amy: I want to bring a water bottle but I don't wanna hold it the entire time we're out
Katie: Jessica always brings that big ass bag, she'll probably hold it for you.
Amy: Gotta love having a bag friend

by thebagfriend September 5, 2021

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear is a fine chap who happens to be. a bit irritable come sundown!

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Person 1: Oh my! The candle has extinguished itself! Why are a pair of oculus malus staring at me with such ferocity!?? Oh my! Thy is Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear, the elegant chap whom is playing that awfully disturbing music! *LeapStartle*

by Thy Giraffe February 8, 2022