Take the bus

Proverb amongst suicidal people for ending their lives.

"I'm going to take the bus tomorrow, don't stop me"

by sirarturo October 20, 2023

The School Bus

A sexual act. Upgrade from the minivan.

It's when the man puts 1 in the front and a load of kids in the back.

Wow. She is fucking hot. Fuck the minivan I am giving her The School Bus

by Oppshitkacked_dacks July 15, 2022

New Bus

Otherwise known as a Gillig BRT Plus CNG 40’ (G31D102N4). These are buses just purchased by the NICE Bus (Nassau Inter-County Express) company and they fart and make hilarious sounds. You know when one’s coming when you hear it.

*bus farts or laughs*

Some kid: And there goes a fuckin new bus! I’m not doing bridges.

by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

back of the bus

the back of the bus is the best part of the bus, as many cool people like to chill and relax there, away from the annoying people that dont like them.

GO TO THE BACK OF THE BUS YOU MONKEY

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Muss bus

The 3.30am night bus from Edinburgh to the Queen Margaret University campus in Musselburgh, usually packed with rowdy, drunken students.
Classics such as "Wonderwall" and "Mr Brightside" can be heard drunkenly belted out on the bus after a heavy night at Hive or Subway Cowgate.

" yiu getting an uber to afters at John's flat"

"Nah, I'm skint so I'll probably just get the muss bus, plus it's always bouncing at this time"

by CSM1874 April 9, 2022

Kiss a Bus

The term is most commonly used when politely telling someone to…. Drop dead.

Because we ALL know someone needs to hear it sometimes.

“You’re disgusting if you are part of or support the lgbtq community!”
“Okay Sister Cindy. I sincerely hope you kiss a bus.”

by CrystalRatz October 4, 2021