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African-Iraqi

A brown or a black person who lives in Iraq.
The son: "Father, we are Iraqi. Why are we brown?"
The father: "Because we are African-Iraqi"
by Sagadali523 December 6, 2022
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ESSEC-African

Noun. A student, faculty member, or entity affiliated with ESSEC Business School in (Sidi) Bouknadel, Sale Province.

Adjective. Related to the African campus of ESSEC, its students, activities, or initiatives.
She’s a rock, an ESSEC-African—just landed her first internship at L’Oréal.
by essecafrican February 19, 2025
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African conflict

An African conflict is when six people are in an orgy and one of them starts licking everybody's toes one by one calling them pig holes
Did you just start an African conflict I love you boi in the hood
by Ilikeasslickers August 5, 2017
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African Zimbabwean Method

African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.

How it “works” (crazier steps):

Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.

Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).

Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.

Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.

Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”

The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”

Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.

Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”

You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
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African

I see a African With my 2 little eyes
by 459395 February 26, 2022
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African Speedway

It is the act of taking a dump on a girls back, then coming on it and then matting it down with a rolling pin
Honey, that Taco Bell isn’t sitting well with my stomach can I give you an African Speedway?
by The boom boom clapper October 4, 2025
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My African

He is a very sweet African and very fine. He tends to put you as one of his top priorities and will love you for you. He is actually a beaner but looks more African then anything. He is very sweet and very loyal. He is good at communicating and can make you fall inlove w/o even trying to. He will honestly get you attached. He has very good style and Likes to go to quinces especially to dance. He has many green flags but you cant know all of them bcus you might fall inlove. But "my African " only belongs to Anaile Natalia Valtierra. So fck off of "my African "
by Anailes man March 7, 2023
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