by Perry Wilson January 27, 2005
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022
me after eating my 69420th banana: man im such a banana eater
friend: how the fuck have you not died of potassium poisoning
friend: how the fuck have you not died of potassium poisoning
by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021
Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
by Definitely not Selena February 09, 2021
by LOPI February 17, 2014
by All the pseudonyms are taken May 13, 2009
The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.
The act of doing something completely hopeless.
The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.
Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 02, 2011