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african cactus

Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass
"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017
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african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass
"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017
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african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
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tranny african chasing nigel

straight male Nigel's who are turned on by male to female transsexuals. Tranny Chasers do not like men and are only attracted to african transsexuals because they look like women, especially the dreadlocked ones.
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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african binoculars

When a girl sets her fat pussy lips into each of the guy’s eyelids and the guy starts blinking really fast, resulting in a strong orgasm for the girl, much related to Japanese raingoggles.
Big chungus asked Lola to please perform the act of African binoculars on him.
by Hamburbger June 12, 2021
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African Lip-Smack Torture

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.
Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
by brian 2 August 8, 2024
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african trypanosomiasis

Sleeping sickness, usually spread by the tsetse fly
Oh no!, John has african trypanosomiasis, we have to take him to the hospital!
by ThatChineseKelvin August 18, 2024
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