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Person 1:Can you pass the jeff? Person 2: That block ass mother fucker?
by Zack nunya August 5, 2023
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Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.
“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”
by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023
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Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023
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Jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter

eating on a roller coaster wile playing fortnite battle pass i just pooped out my butt
I being jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter
by jeff bazos12345678910 September 19, 2023
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Jeff

Jeff is so white.
by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019
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Jeff

Jeff, jeff is strong mentally, spiritually, and physically. He is often described as having the “longest shlongs of them all”
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid
by Barack Obama 61 November 4, 2019
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Jeff

An immortal being that lives in a higher and acceded state of being. Jeff is also incredibly attractive and has an amazing personality whilst remaining incredibly humble. Jeff is the one true God!
I am Jeff
by Le Chef November 14, 2020
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