shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.

"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"

by Sparkythedef October 2, 2018

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020

I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad

Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one

by Weird guy March 3, 2021

One in a million

I love you

You bring out the best in me. You make me a better version of myself. You're one in a million.

by Out&About November 28, 2021

one arm workout

when a man grabs his erect penis and starts pounding it like a jack rabbit

i did the one arm workout so fast

(masterbate)

by Owen Ryley December 8, 2017