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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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Big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang

Its my cat
Can i pet big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang.
Im deaf bro.
Oh my bad. 👆🏻🤏🏾👌✊🏾👈🏽☝️🫴🤞🏻👌👈🏽🤙🏽🖐🏾🖐🏾✌🏻👍👍👇🏾🫵
Nah fam you to gay to do dat.
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
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can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵

This is a slang for you wanting to do CBT with a partner, whether it'd be a wife, husband, or anything in between.
Person 1 : Heyy babe, feeling horny.
Person 2 : can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 ?
Person 1 : Hell yes.
by ThatAlcholAddict September 6, 2021
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