this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

One sip maggot

Someone who gets drunk off of one whiff or sip of alcohol

Jacob literally just opened his drink and he’s smashed already

Obviously he’s a one sip maggot

by boonygal February 11, 2022

<.9.1.5.0.>One Knob Brighter knoB onE<.9.1.5.0.>

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

one eye wonder

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022

The one piece takeaway

It is what is

"You know jacob the hot choclate was the one piece takeaway

by Fastwo March 5, 2022

no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025