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angry bread sex

When you're playing the video game I Am Bread, and want to break something, so you use the bread to hump it off the shelf.
Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.
by Liquormage August 12, 2017
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southey sex pest

A prolific sex pest who never accepts no for an answer
Jenny ; "hey Beth look at that dirty old pervert trying it on with that young lady at the bar he's got no chance"
Beth; "OH NO that's a Southey sex pest we better leave before he tries to touch one of us plus he's got a chode And he's not afraid to use it"
by LEWIS SIMPSON October 19, 2017
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bathroom sex rules

if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.

if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.
guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.

guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules
by charlie perc March 26, 2020
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Fuck boob sex

Dylan: Fuck boob sex
Tyler: Why are we friends
by Superdan333 January 8, 2021
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Gingerbread Man Sex

When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.
Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.

I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
by JBeee June 30, 2011
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oral sex - no limits

What happens when two persons (who are married or otherwise partnered to each other) use their mouths to stimulate each other's bodies sexually.

These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are always in an established long-term relationship or married. So they are always older than 35.

The main differences between 'oral sex - no limits' and the other kinds of oral sex is that:

There are no limits to the parts of either body that can be stimulated in this way, which is further enhanced by the fact that ...

There are no time limits, nobody has to leave because they are both at home and beholden to no other person.

Most married persons find that their enjoyment of this increases with passing time. They aren't kids anymore and every time this is practised it just gets better.
For over thirty years I have had a lot of heaven regularly because my wife and I enjoy oral sex - no limits.
by StillSexuallyActive February 4, 2010
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bloody sex horse

a collection of random words that are meaningless to other people but meaningful to close friends.
M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?

B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it

M: you disgust me
by phillipine king December 7, 2009
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