Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.

I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.

by Calm in sense January 30, 2024

Pulled a Satan

When you accidentally do some dumb shit

Fuck me, I accidentally slept with my ex.
Bro, you just pulled a Satan

by Church life September 7, 2021

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011

Pulling a rawr

When you go to sleep at 7am and sleep throughout the day.

I'm pulling a rawr tonight and staying up all night.

by zillieeee October 12, 2022

Pulling an Andrew

To completely whiff a ball in tennis.

Wow, these new kids keep Pulling an Andrew.

by Maimas August 7, 2022

Pulling a Carolina

Pulling a Carolina is when someone chooses to sit or lay on the floor when there is alternative seating options available that is not the dirty floor

Lucas’s is pulling a Carolina, he’s sitting on the floor instead of the bench

by You_Know July 7, 2021

Pulling An Alex

Leaving things, especially school assignments to the very last minute

It's due today, oh he's pulling an Alex.

by CYNICAL106 June 15, 2023