After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
Get the One Eyed Willymug. by brendon saville April 21, 2018
Get the one hand manmug. When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022
Get the The one legged piratemug. by Cr4ig.._ March 4, 2023
Get the one of them queersmug. The modern example that humanity, for the first time has devolved. I think some people would like rather lose their hearing than listen to their shit music.
by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020
Get the One-Directionmug. by mcdimarco19 January 9, 2025
Get the Onningmug. Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
Get the A one way life jerkmug.