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national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.
Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK
by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018
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National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 7, 2022
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National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started
by Greygovernment December 6, 2023
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National Bully Ebby Day

October 26th is National Bully Ebby Day, a content creator on Instagram. He's a silly little bean and everyone must flood is DMs telling him he is, indeed, a silly bean.
Mega: Aye yo, it's October 26th! National Bully Ebby Day!
Cleo: Time to send the silly bean his DM!
Ebby: Guys please don't-
by xIndiArtsx October 12, 2022
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National mouse breeder day

Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025
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National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd
"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"
by Flarkwad October 15, 2020
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National Endowment for the Arts

The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.
Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.
by QuacksO May 11, 2018
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