fun-for-one

masturbation

Bob has been enjoying himself doing the fun-for-one while being quarantined.

by floral harmony June 29, 2020

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

One Eyed Butterfly Kiss

When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.

During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .

by Pocisme October 21, 2017

one gentleman in a pantalona

masturbation

I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.

by good_t-boning October 21, 2020

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010

one secccc

A term used by a female which definitely doesn't actually mean one second

Me: Can u ft now?
Her: one secccc
*30 minutes goes by*

by Idkrealfacts October 28, 2021