one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

ons

Paid deliveries for illegal substances, typically weed but sometimes vapes. Australian slang.

"hit me up for ons"
"shiii, can i get a 50 bag?"

by johnthebohn August 19, 2024

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

ons

Acronym for “on skibidi”

Means whatever is said to be on skibidi is factual information, relatable information, or just agreeable information.

Zach: “Bro I can’t wait for summer break!”

Ryan: “ons bro.”

by ssplit August 11, 2024

one proud day

when it is good day start with a bad end

one proud day, the austeeno arived

by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Real one tingz

When some does an action you can depend on

Yeah Ann only does real one tingz

by Kween.Sassy May 26, 2019