NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.

John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.

by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019

Raphaels big black cock

raphaels big black cock is 6” girth radius is 4 centimeters

the tip color is #FFDAB9

“Have you seen Raphaels big black cock!”
“No i havent”

by rvmsee December 18, 2022

put some cock on it

the act of or placing some penis on an object or person

Hey Ritz put some cock on it!

by Brian Mann June 11, 2006

big fat dirty cock

heaven, bitch!

I likes me some 'big fat dirty cock'!

by Buttface Mcfartsalot January 5, 2014

BBC (Big Barney Cock)

A women squeezes a mans dick until it turns purple and swells. It will look like
Barneys dick.

I was having sex last night and the women wanted my dick to be bigger so she gave me a BBC (Big Barney Cock)

by BBC Incorperated April 23, 2009

this guy is a total cock smoker

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

Pocket-Sized Cock Tease

A pocket-sized cock tease, also referred to as a PSCT, refers to the younger counterpart of a relationship involving an older male and a younger female. The PSCT is very small, no more than 5' 3", and has the tendency to look like a rodent. Because they reside in your friend's pants, they believe that makes them your friend. They are wrong.

"Did you see the way Megan was sexing him up?"
"God, she's such a pocket-sized cock tease."

by Jonathan Swift March 10, 2008