Toilet Smore

When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.

Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz

Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”

Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”

by LockPowFrosty March 15, 2018

Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016

Toilet Theater

When you're in the bathroom and you're making dramatic sounds. For example, when peeing you make the sounds of relief. When pooping, you scream yelling at the heavens....

Guy - I just came from the men's room and there was a dude performing toilet theater in the stall. The sounds he was making while taking a shit was like an opera.

by Jay Santy TRSS May 31, 2016

Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018

skibi toilet

skibi toilet is a head on a toilet. meme

i love skibi toilet

by poopystoopy October 24, 2023

Toilet Bashing

To engage in anal sex.

Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021