A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.

"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."

by Sir Rusteigh the Ghastleigh June 21, 2016

cat-esbian

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.

"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."

by Miss Balls October 26, 2012

half a cat

Refers to a situation where any less than the whole item is worse than having nothing at all. The idea is that while it's obvious that sometimes doing (or having) something half-assed is worse than doing it properly, sometimes doing it half-assed is worse than not doing it at all.

Me: Hi Jim, do you like kittens?
Jim: Yeah, kittens are awesome!
Me: Great, well how about I just give you half a cat for now.
Jim: Oh, umm, never mind.

by Kitten Lover HAC January 13, 2013

selling cats

Prostitution.

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!

by sameopet January 21, 2013

Chia Cat

Chia cat is a Code term that pedophiles that are into beastiality use to recognize other pedophiles and their specific grade of perversion. They’re usually in their late 60s and they aren’t allowed to be around children. While they wait to prey on kids they screw their cats and and often farm animals

That chia cat is disgusting. It belongs in jail before it hurts a kid or a sheep

by Glitter Britches October 22, 2020

I'm not a cat

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.

Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".

by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021

s0bbing..cat

The best ever tiktoker who probably takes drugs on a daily basis.

ILYSM <33

"Hey, do you know s0bbing..cat?"
"Yes ofc they're amazing!!"

by .pompomz April 13, 2022