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it's my boyfriend

UGLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH SOMEONE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND.
Hi people, it's my boyfriend!
by Mattyu December 22, 2017
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boyfriends..slander

Boy/girl/person:wow boyfriends..slander is a good gacha tik Toker <3
by Roxanne._.kitty July 2, 2021
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bank boyfriend

A boy you have no interest in but pretend to when you are short on money to get him to pay for those activities you can't afford.
"I don't have money to go to the concert Susan. Don't worry Dianne I'll get my bank boyfriend to take care of it."
by tboy1011 July 29, 2014
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boyfriend down

When a girl just starts dating a dude who happens to be around out of boredom.
I sure like to get fucked on the regular. Ugh, guess it's time to boyfriend down.
by longlivelucci123 October 6, 2011
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ticket boyfriend

A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.
YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.

YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.
by macncheesebbgrl October 26, 2013
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Boyfriend experience

When a real man finally drops on his new woman his good lovin-body-rockin-knockin boots all night long and claims her to be his.
I asked this girl to came over for some “Netflix and chill” so I had to give her the boyfriend experience.
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honorary boyfriend

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A polite and gender-specific way to say fuck buddy (a term which can apply to male and female alike), both meaning a fairly regular sexual partner of whom no particular social commitment or romantic allegiance is expected. Very similar to "friend with benefits" except that if absoutely necessary the guy can be referred to as a "boyfriend" which, strictly speaking, isn't a lie.

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Abercrombie? Oh, he's an honorary boyfriend at most. He gets nookie but I don't have to take him shopping. So far so good for us both."

"Am I still looking for a "regular" boyfriend? Sure, but for now Dolph keeps me satisfied sexually, so I know horniness is not going to interfere with my judgment choosing a real boyfriend."
by al-in-chgo March 5, 2010
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