Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

fuckin up rotation

when one person passes the weed the wrong way and you just want to stab them in the god damn throat

dude stop fuckin up rotation

by oharu April 22, 2017

Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"

Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021

Fuckin Tom brah

Some guy called fuckin Tom brah and he wants to party, fuck bitches n get high asf
When he comes to the glorious house of gains, he forgets everything but the fucking zyzz brah, the aesthetic god n he sniffes tren before he workouts.
FUCKIN TOM BRAH

*sniffes the preworkout” “FUCKIN TOM BRAH!!!!”

by Tombrah March 22, 2019

fuckinication

the process or act of communication being a mess.esp when using the mobile phones.

Joe-hey charles did you get my message last night?
Charles-of course not.How could i with this fuckinication network.

by eugene uu October 29, 2007

Fuckin’ Eh

A term that can be used in many different situations. Most commonly used to the extremes of express excitement or misery.

Person 1: “I’m not going to make the hockey game tonight my car just went down while leaving work.”

Person 2: “Fuckin’ Eh man. Nothing going right”

by PuckShoota May 1, 2025