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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
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skibidi ohio fanum tax

a combination of gen alpha phrases that produce maximum brainrot.
Toddler 1: Oh my god! Look at this new skibidi toilet episode!

Toddler 2: Yeah, it was so skibidi ohio fanum tax
by archeh May 2, 2024
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Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax is just like the tax for your Food
Food Taxer : Yo , It's time for Fanum tax
person 2 : Go Fuck Yourself.
by anonymous January 9, 2024
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A good example of complete silliness that will eventually leak into your personal life, and ruin your entire life. Saying, writing, sign languaging, or whatever you do with this will most likely result in a one time truck ride to the nearest maximum security prison. Typically written in graffiti, or on elementary-schoolers' notebooks, this is severely offensive to every single human in the world. Being said, it will refer to someone as a foolish little kid, who only understands foolish talk like the word in question. Warning: this may result in the loss of many friendships
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The Lemon Tax

I just bought a bird but he stole it call it the lemon tax!!!!
by Goonboy10126 December 13, 2023
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Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.
Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.
by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025
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Fanum Tax

A tax by watching Fanum videos
Have you paid your fanum tax?
by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024
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