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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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be (or get) in someone's face

to behave in a confrontational or annoyingly direct or persistent manner toward someone
I hate to be (or get) in someone's face, but you have a drinking problem
by GreenApple25 December 13, 2018
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Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.
by stranger.1 May 22, 2024
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Hug someone day

This happens in 24th of December, you need to hug someone...
Someone: Today i hugged someone because is Hug someone day...
by Deudz December 23, 2020
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Someone

A person that is unidentified, you can describe or stuff. They are humans, if you're either too lazy to say what the person is just say "Someone."
"Someone with brown hair told me I looked pretty."
by BelieveInNothing December 7, 2022
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Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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