In the pet

In a mood with a person or situation

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now

by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024

Bin pet

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022

Pet

An animal that you keep

I like my pet

by Moth flower December 31, 2021

Pet Bat

A terrible Battledudes.io Player

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!

by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

Pet T-Rex

A slang term for the male penis

Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex

Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size

by xGreen January 14, 2020

Pet irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets

Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021