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fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.
The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.
by Brooo119 July 11, 2023
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Stupid mole rat

Is your friend a mole rat? Well today is their day….they own $20 💋

September 5- September 8
A stupid mole rat is an ugly person who’s name start with L their birthday is probably celebrated in July
by Um idk? September 4, 2023
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Dashing Mole

A person who brings up random subjects, and when some one calls them out they throw a fit.
Don't be a Dashing Mole, no one likes them.
by TheCardinalRanger January 17, 2024
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Trouser mole

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"
by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024
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Paid Mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.
Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“

By Twitter User: @Bugruto
by Rosanika March 26, 2024
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paid mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.
Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“
by Rosanika April 24, 2024
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marsupial mole

The marsupial mole is a small, burrowing mammal endemic to the sandy deserts and arid grasslands of central Australia, primarily found in the Northern Territory and Western Australia. It is also known as the "itjaritjari" to the Arrernte people of Central Australia. Marsupial moles are small and elusive creatures, seeing one in the wild brings 5 years of good luck.

Due to its beauty and supposed mystical power the delicate fur is a prized commodity, commonly used as an appliqué for the loincloths of men who need to compensate for other “deficiencies” in their life.

The marsupial mole was a marvel to behold, with its silky fur and tiny, shovel-like claws adapted for digging through the sandy soil.
Anna’s mind wandered, eventually returning to the thought of the golden fur of a marsupial mole hanging off his loincloth. As this crossed her mind she let out a little giggle and scoff “what a dag”, trying to hide her secret desire for this loincloth clad man in her mind.
by Volando Con El Viento May 6, 2024
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