jose Pina ramos

Alpha piton specialist who pulls every man and woman on earth like Mr McCann and Ms Rylance
Yo Im gonna hit the gym so I can get some Putas like sigma jose Pina ramos
by Jordihasapiton February 21, 2022
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Jose Aguilera

A Jose Aguilera is a person who is caring and helpful but very anxious about some thing and they are not very social
How come he’s so anxious about stuff?
I have no idea but that’s just how Jose Aguilera’s are
by Acid bath November 22, 2021
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Some idiot who got baited into letting a bot look up his name up on Urban Dictionary instead of doing his fucking job.
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN you should do your job!
by markibariki October 23, 2023
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Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 09, 2024
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jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 10, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sexual Deviant (Angel Jose Robles)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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