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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

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It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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To drink someone under the coffin

1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019
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Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Someone

A person that is unidentified, you can describe or stuff. They are humans, if you're either too lazy to say what the person is just say "Someone."
"Someone with brown hair told me I looked pretty."
by BelieveInNothing December 7, 2022
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Hug someone day

This happens in 24th of December, you need to hug someone...
Someone: Today i hugged someone because is Hug someone day...
by Deudz December 23, 2020
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Shaking someone's fist

When you shake someone's hand when that person was abound to fist bump
that mf got fired cuz he tried to hand shake instead of fist bumping he was shaking someone's fist
by Findloo Chunk March 31, 2022
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