The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
The Male equivalent to the popular "popping your cherry". The snake referring to the shaft of the penis, while the juice is the ejaculate respectively.
by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016
1. A problem waiting to happen.
2. A sudden and threatening development.
3. The BBQ food was not good or what was expected.
(Barbie refers to BBQ)
2. A sudden and threatening development.
3. The BBQ food was not good or what was expected.
(Barbie refers to BBQ)
That’s a snake in a/the barbie!
I fkn knew there was a snake in the barbie
You're a bloody snake in the barbie
I fkn knew there was a snake in the barbie
You're a bloody snake in the barbie
by bbbounce January 21, 2022
by Jesse Decor April 11, 2021
Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"
(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"
by MrWatermelon March 23, 2016
I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine
by Snake Medicine January 08, 2017
A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.
It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.
by Monkey's Dad April 09, 2020